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Just thought I'd post a funny spam message I received in my inbox a week ago.

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SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION PAYMENT

PAYMENT REF CODE: P/76554/08

ATTENTION SIR/MADAM,

NIGERIA/UNITED NATIONS 2007/2008 SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION PAYMENT.

This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated from the United Nations and Central Bank to pay 150 scam victims $5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR) each.

You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to me as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $5,000,000.00 compensation fund.

On this faithful recommendations,we want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the world leaders in the meeting on the lost of funds by various individuals to the Nigerian scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to compensate victims, the U.N Body in conjunction with the Nigerian Government is now paying 57 victims of this operators $5,000,000.00 each in accordance with the U.N. recommendations.

Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria,the payments are to be supervised by the United Nations Officials and the Central Bank Nigeria as the corresponding paying bank is HSBC BANK LIVERPOOL.

According to the number of applicants at hand, 35 Beneficiaries has been paid,half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more 22 left to be paid the compensations of $5,000,000.00 each.

Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever as the USA secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.So keep it secret till they are all apprehended.

You can receive your compensation payments via any of this options you Choose,DRAFT/CHEQUE PAYMENT or DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY CASH DELIVERY PAYMENT AND KTT Transfer.I shall notify you with further modalities as soon as I hear from you.

Respond with the below details:

1, Your full name:
2, Address and Phone number:
3, How much you were scammed:
4, Names of people who victimized you:

Thanks and have a nice day.

Mr. Kalila Budi.