death by vanilla

[2006/09/10 1:50:37] Nams says: i want to french kiss tina fey.
[2006/09/10 1:51:00] Mojo says: Do I count?
[2006/09/10 1:51:17] Nams says: you're not even sort of tina fey
[2006/09/10 1:51:22] Mojo says: How about now?
[2006/09/10 1:51:27] Nams says: DING DING DING
[2006/09/10 1:52:02] Steven Wilson says: (mm) Tina Fey
[2006/09/10 1:52:27] Steven Wilson says: Her smirk makes my nipples wiggle.

[2006/09/05 0:41:13] Steven Wilson says: Ah. I just had me a Passion Flakie.
[2006/09/05 0:41:26] spenny says: I am envious.
[2006/09/05 0:41:34] spenny says: I am coveting your passion flakie.
[2006/09/05 0:42:20] Steven Wilson says: It's in my stomach (mm)
[2006/09/05 0:42:43] spenny says: in roughly three to five hours, it will be IN YOUR PANTS
[2006/09/05 0:43:30] Steven Wilson says: :O
[2006/09/05 0:43:43] Steven Wilson says: But I thought I was trained.
[2006/09/05 0:44:23] spenny says: well you see, as it's working it's way though your lower intestine, eventually it will be below the waist-line, thus being IN YOUR PANTS.
Biology rulez.

[2006/08/27 23:53:36] Steven Wilson says: When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room... just for fun.
[2006/08/27 23:54:37] spenny says: Okay, no sleepovers at Steve's house.
[2006/08/27 23:55:05] Steven Wilson says: :(
[2006/08/27 23:55:14] Mojo says: Owned.
[2006/08/27 23:55:37] spenny says: Aw who am I kidding. Sometimes I wear stretchy pants, too.
[2006/08/27 23:55:51] spenny says: I find them comfortable, yet supportive.
[2006/08/27 23:56:47] Steven Wilson says: (mm)

[2006/08/24 1:38:00] Nams says: McDrew says:
but the question is: why would I have a photo of your butt?
Ro · b . says:
its not like it'd be by choice.
Ro · b . says:
my butt does not ask permission.
[2006/08/24 1:39:48] Nams says: McDrew says:
i'd go "click" then..."BUTT!"
McDrew says:
my eyes! i would cry
Ro · b . says:
but not out of sadess. the massive style and tone of my buttocks would burn your eyes like a fine spice tossed at your pupils.

[2006/08/14 21:17:56] allie says: imma goin' to hava for .5 seconds
[2006/08/14 21:17:57] allie says: woot
[2006/08/14 21:18:05] Mojo says: .5! :O
[2006/08/14 21:18:27] Laura Peddle says: i wish i had coffee that only took .5 seconds to make
[2006/08/14 21:21:23] Steven Wilson says: Well, do you have instant coffee? That takes almost .5 seconds.
[2006/08/14 21:22:12] Laura Peddle says: Yeah, except when I make it in the morning. then it takes, like, 45 minutes.
[2006/08/14 21:22:42] Steven Wilson says: You're doing it wrong.
[2006/08/14 21:22:58] Laura Peddle says: No, i'm just slow.
[2006/08/14 21:23:00] Steven Wilson says: If it doesn't materialize into coffe instantly, you fail!
[2006/08/14 21:23:08] Steven Wilson says: FLAIL!
[2006/08/14 21:23:13] Steven Wilson says: (dance)
[2006/08/14 21:23:39] Steven Wilson says: Also, coffee. Sometimes you'll have to suffice with coffe though.
[2006/08/14 21:23:52] Laura Peddle says: mmmm, coffe
[2006/08/14 21:24:04] Laura Peddle says: (mm)
[2006/08/14 21:25:58] Steven Wilson says: Sometimes you don't get that extra e, but in the broadband, car-pool lane, 9-5 world we live in there's no time for more than one e if you're the type that hits the Snooze button a lot.
[2006/08/14 21:27:07] Laura Peddle says: I don't have a snooze button.
[2006/08/14 21:27:13] Laura Peddle says: Or an alarm clock for that matter
[2006/08/14 21:27:32] Steven Wilson says: And that's why you didn't get the promotion.
[2006/08/14 21:27:36] Steven Wilson says: Mojo did. I'm sorry.
[2006/08/14 21:27:48] Mojo says: Whuuuuuuuut?
[2006/08/14 21:27:51] Laura Peddle says: Mojo? ewwwwww.
[2006/08/14 21:27:53] Steven Wilson says: He was promoted to Promojo.
[2006/08/14 21:28:03] Laura Peddle says: I'd do a better job then that slacker.
[2006/08/14 21:28:16] Mojo says: (mm)
[2006/08/14 21:28:46] Steven Wilson says: Then it's time for an alarm clock and some good old fashioned ass kissing!
[2006/08/14 21:28:52] Steven Wilson says: The way mama used to make.
[2006/08/14 21:29:16] Steven Wilson says: Mama mia.
[2006/08/14 21:29:38] Laura Peddle says: Alright, Wilson. Awesome super-dooper greatest guy of them all, I shall get an alarm clock.
[2006/08/14 21:29:46] Mojo says: I want one!

Just thought I'd post a funny spam message I received in my inbox a week ago.

Discuss.

This guy actually co-wrote the song:



You may recognize his voice from The New Radicals.